Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
A: I'd like to get to gnaw you.

Q: Where can you see a real ugly monster?
A: In the mirror.

Q: How do cannibals keep a diet ?
A:They eat pygmies.

These two cannibals kill a missionary. They argue for a while about how to divide him up, when finally, one of them says,"Okay. You start at the head and I'll start at the feet." So they begin their tasty feast. After a while one of them says, "Hey, this is really great. I'm having a ball.""Slow down!" cries the other cannibal "you're eating too fast!

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