ANY OF THE CATEGORIES OF JOKES AND LAUGH !
What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first
A: I'd like to get to gnaw you.
Q: Where can you see a real ugly monster?
A: In the mirror.
Q: How do cannibals keep a diet ?
A:They eat pygmies.
These two cannibals kill a missionary. They argue for
a while about how to divide him up, when finally, one
of them says,"Okay. You start at the head and I'll start
at the feet." So they begin their tasty feast. After a
while one of them says, "Hey, this is really great. I'm
having a ball.""Slow down!" cries the other cannibal "you're
eating too fast!