At three in the morning, a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call
from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens. "It
opens at noon" answers the clerk. About an hour later he
gets a call from the same guy,sounding even drunker.
"What time does the bar open?" he asks. "Same time as
before, Noon." Replies the clerk. Another hour passes
and he calls again, plastered "Whatjoo shay the bar opins
at?" The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you
can't wait, I can have room service send something up to
you." "No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git out!!!"