The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to
the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the
cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?"
"What's the difference?" asked the lady. "The western saddle has a
horn on it," said the cowboy. "If the traffic is so thick here in the
mountains that I need a horn on my saddle, I don't believe I want to