Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75
gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on. "So, uh,
I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie huh?" "Naw", says the neighbor.
"Ah's jes' stockin' the bunker now, 'cuz if I did it any other time,
people'd think ah's nuts."