One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in
a sentence. Mary raised her hand so she called on her. She said:
the sky is definitely blue! I'm sorry Mary thats wrong the sky
sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?
Fred raised his hand and said: the grass is definitely green. I'm
sorry Fred that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it
may turn brown, anybody else? Little Johnny raises his hand and
says: Teacher do farts have lumps? The teacher says,no why?
Jonny says: Than I definitely! Shit my pants!