One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in a sentence. Mary raised her hand so she called on her. She said: the sky is definitely blue! I'm sorry Mary thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else? Fred raised his hand and said: the grass is definitely green. I'm sorry Fred that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else? Little Johnny raises his hand and says: Teacher do farts have lumps? The teacher says,no why? Jonny says: Than I definitely! Shit my pants!