# Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. .
# All great discoveries are made by mistake. .
# Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. .
# Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. .
# If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
# The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
# You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
# The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm. .
# An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. .
# Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. .