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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that youshould be wearing glasses." The woman answered "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

                                                                 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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