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The couple left the gynecologist's office with the wife in tears. They had just been told that she could never again become pregnant. They would never have the opportunity to extend their family, as they both desired so fervently, beyond their only child. Suddenly, a masked man appeared before them. "I think I can help you," he said, handing them a card. "Why are you masked?" the husband asked. "Because the government has declared our activities illegal. Go to the address on this card with your only child. The doctor there will take a scraping from your child's mouth and culture it. In less than a year, we will have your baby for you." "This is the answer to our prayers!" the wife exclaimed. She turned to thank the stranger, but he was gone. "Who do you think that masked man was?" she asked her husband. "It's obvious," said the husband, "that was the Clone Arranger!"

                                                                 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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