In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor
in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in
the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
father-to be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can
see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.
"Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the
lantern down...I think there's yet another one to come."