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"Virgin like balloon . . . one prick, all gone."
"Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Work to become, not to acquire."
"Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard."
"A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose."
"Find old man in dark, not hard!"
"Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose."
"Sailor who gets discharged from Navy leave buddies behind."
"Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk."
"Don't drink and park . . . accidents cause people."
"He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser."
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed."
"Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary."
"Woman who fly upside down in plane crack up."
"War not determine who's right, war determines who's left."
"Those who quote me are fools."
"Confucius say too God damn much!".

                                                                 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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