Q: Why did the clown cross the road?
A: To find his rubber chicken.
Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks?
A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
Q: Why did the circus elephants get thrown out
of the public swimming pool?
A: Because they kept dropping their trunks.
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes?
A: Slow clowns.
Q: How do you catch a circus elephant?
A: Hide in the grass and make peanut noises.