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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct. Get it?)
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!
Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara's Tops
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
By Erica, 8 years old from San Diego
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
Q: Why are dinosaurs extinct?
A: Because their eggs stink.
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens weren't around then.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!

                                                                 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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