Adolf Hitler: It needed Lebensraum.
Margaret Thatcher: There was no alternative.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and
we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the
Moses: Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that
has crossed the road, and that the chicken that crosseth the
road doth so for its own preservation. .
Stan Laurel: I'm sorry, Ollie. It escaped when I opened the run. .
Michael Palin: Nobody expects the banished inky chicken! .
Basil Fawlty: Oh don't mind that chicken, it's from Barcelona. .
Brad Templeton: Do you think I have time to answer questions like that?
I'm NOT a riddle-answering service. Anyway I've heard it before.