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You know stuff about tanks. .
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. .
You can open all your own jars. .
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. .
You can go to the bathroom without a support group. .
You can leave the motel bed unmade. .
You can kill your own food. .
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. .
Wedding plans take care of themselves. .
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. .
Your underwear is $15 for a three-pack. .
If you are 33 and single, nobody notices. .
Everything on your face stays its original color. .
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Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. .
You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming. .
Car mechanics tell you the truth. .
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."