An 80-year-old man was sitting with his friends. ''It's not fair,'' he said, ''Every morning I wake up at 6:45 to piss, but I can't...I try and I try....but I just can't!'' One of his friends looked at him. ''Fred,'' he said, ''you're only 80! That's nothing compared to what I go through!'' Fred looks at him with awe. ''What do you go through,Bill?'' ''Well, I'm 85 years old, and every morning I wake up at 6:45 and have to take a crap really badly! Jim when I try to relieve myself...I can't at all!'' Fred agreed that Bill had it worse than him. ''Well,'' said the third friend, ''That is NOTHIN' compared to what I have to go through!'' ''Let's hear ya out, Jim !'' Fred and Bill replied. ''Okay. Every morning around 6:30, I take a piss and crap perfectly fine!'' ''And what is so bad about that?'' questioned Fred. Jim replied, ''I wake up at 7:00!''