What kind of money do yetis use? Iced lolly.
What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo? .
A fur coat with big pockets.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? .
A jumbo yeti! .
When should you feed yetis milk to a baby? .
When it's a baby yeti.
Could you kill the Abominable Snowman just by throwing eggs at him?
Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.
What do you get if you cross the Abominable Snowman with Dracula?
Frostbite.
Can the Abominable Snowman jump very high? .
Hardly - he can only just clear his throat! .
What happened to the big shaggy yeti when he crashed through the screen door? .
She strained herself. .
What do you give a seasick yeti? .
Plenty of room. .
Where are yetis found? .
They're so big they're hardly ever lost.