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Three blokes die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter. StP: Hi, what's your name? Mike: Mike. StP: Hi, Mike. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning? Mike: 120K StP: Wow! Tell me, Mike, what were you doing to earn that kind of money? Mike: I was a lawyer. StP: That's great. Come on in. (To 2nd bloke) Hi, what's your name? James: James. StP: Hi, James. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning? James: 60K. StP: Hey, that's great! Tell me, James:, what did you do for a living? James: I was an accountant. StP: That's very good. Come on in. (To 3rd bloke) Hi, what's your name? Henry: Henry. StP: Hi, Henry. Tell me, Henry, how much were you earning when you died? Henry: About $15,000. StP: Hey, that's fantastic, Henry! Tell me, what instrument did you play?

                                                                 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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