A burly good 'ol boy Texan on a flight flags down a steward and says, "Captain, I want a drink but I don't see the stewardess around". The steward answers, "Actually I'm not the captain. This airline is proud to have integrated many of the traditional male-female roles of the industry. I'd be happy to get you a drink". Passenger: "Wow, what does the captain think of that?" Steward: "She's all for it, in fact, the entire flight crew is female." Passenger: "I don't believe it!! Take me up to the cockpit so I can see for myself!" Steward: "Actually sir, we don't call it that anymore."