A Texan and his wife got into a discussion about the homestead exemption allowed on their state tax. He thought he'd taken it, but she thought he hadn't. So he called the tax collector's office and told his story. A young woman said she would be glad to check, and soon reported that he had, in fact, NOT taken the exemption. "Would you like me to send the form to your office," she asked, "so your wife will never know she was right?"