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A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a
BUMP...BUMP....BUMP.....behind him. Walking faster he looks
back, and makes out the image of an upright casket banging its
way down the middle of the street towards
him....BUMP.....BUMP......BUMP..... Terrified, the man begins to
run towards his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind
..faster....faster....BUMP....BUMP.....BUMP....... He runs up to his
door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and
locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through
his door, with its lid
clapping.....clappity-BUMP........clappity-BUMP
.......clappity-BUMP..... on the heels of the terrified man. Rushing
upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door,
bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches
for something-anything-but all he can find is a box of cough
drops!! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the casket.........
and of course.............. the coffin stops.
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