Yo mamma's so ugly, she went into an hunted house and came out with an application.
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mamma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo mamma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mamma's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mamma's so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!
Yo mamma's so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mamma's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mamma's so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.
Yo mamma's so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border.
Yo mamma's so ugly, when you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her!