One day a man was walking down the beach and came upon an old
lamp. Remembering the stories of how these lamps contain
genies, he began to rub it and out popped a genie. the
genie,looking annoyed, said "you are the fifth person this month
to awaken me and i am tired of granting wishes. i am going to
grant you only one wish so make it a good one".the man pondered
for a moment and finally spoke, "i like to travel to hawaii so build
me my own personnel bridge there". The genie, in a bewildered
voice said "you must be crazy, it is impossible to build a bridge
across the pacific ocean. Do you realize how deep the water is?
There would be no where to anchor the bridge supports. You must
make another wish". the man thinks for a few minutes and then
turns to the genie and asks "well then, tell me the secret to
satisfying women. I want to know how to keep them happy and
content". the genie looks at the man and says " do you want that
bridge four lanes or six lanes.