Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He
didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. "I sure
do" he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12"
Bic lighter. "Wow" said his friend. "where did you get that
monster?" "I got it from the genie". "You have a genie?" he
asked. "Yeah, he is right here in my golf bag". "Could I see
him?" He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie. The friend
says, "I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant me a
wish?" "Yes I will", says the genie. So the guy asks for one
million bucks. The genie hops back into the bag leaving the guy
standing there waiting for the million bucks. Suddenly the sky
begins to darken and the sound of one million ducks flying
overhead is heard. The friend turns to his golfing partner "I asked
for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" His buddy says. "Hell, I
forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing, Do you really think
I would have asked him for a 12" Bic!"