An executive was in quite a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. The businessman had narrowed it down to one of two people: Jenny or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. The exec finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Jenny came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said, "Jenny, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Jenny replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."