For years I've been blaming it on iron, poor blood, lack of
vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out
the real reason. I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population
of this country is 55 million. 24 million are retired. That leaves 31
million to do the work. There are 19 million in school, which leaves
12 million to do the work. Of this there are 7 million employed by
the civil government. This leaves 5 million to do the work. One
million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 4 million to do the
work Take from the total the 3,800,000 people who work for State
and Local Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the
work Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just
two people to do the work You and me. And you're sitting there
f*****g around on The Web.