Mike receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice on the other end says, "This is Betty. We met at a party about 3 months ago."
Mike: "Hmm... Betty? About 3 months ago?"
Betty: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."
Mike: "Oh, yeah! Betty! How are you?"
Betty: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."
Mike: "Say, you ARE a good sport."